The Door Prize

 

  
Well Mom won this door prize at some sort of ALS Association event.  Let's see what the door prize has to offer.
Ah miniature foam baseballs.  I was definitely running low on those.
Energy bars of some kind.  I never have enough energy.
A bottle of Gatoraid in one those drink cozy things.  It's a useful item, but something seems wrong.
Ah there we go.
Coffee and two coffee mugs.  I don't have a coffee maker, but you never know some one may give me one someday.
It's a collectable min-box of Wheaties featuring Lou Gehrig.  Am I supposed to leave it in the packaging?
A coffee table book about ballparks and two ugly white t-shirts (show on my shoulder).  I'll give the book to someone who watches baseball.  I'll give the shirts to whoever wants them.
Oh it also came with a stopwatch.  I forgot to make a picture for the stopwatch, but you've all seen stopwatches before.  Imagine me making some kind of face and holding a stop watch with my hair uncombed.  Then make the imaginary picture grainy and with poor color so it looks like it was taken with a cheap webcam.  How long did it take you to imagine that?  If only you had a stopwatch like me you could find out.  

 

 

Use Imagination Here

 

 

 

 
And last but certainly not least, the star of the Door Prize ensemble:  The Cooler.  I'm not sure who got the idea to pack the cooler with shredded paper, which is now all over my floor, but I certainly was in need of a cooler. 

Thanks, Mom.